As guys, finding a face wash that doesn’t have scent names like “Passionate Pomegranate” and “Morning Burst” is actually harder than you think. Cetaphil($11) is here to help. Most skin cleansers remove more than they should with abrasive sand-like particles, but Cetaphil gently removes what your skin doesn’t need. It’s actually a #1 recommended product by dermatologists, but the best part of all is that it doesn’t make you smell like a piece of fruit. Available at most drugstores.
Here is an LED Mirror by Suck UK. This mirror has an LED message board which can display the time, date, personalized messages, and special effects all from the remote control or via your PC. The cool thing is that the LED’s are hidden behind the glass mirror so the mirror’s surface is clean and simple. When the display is off you have no idea the LED’s are even there.
This is an inflatable mattress with straps. If you couldn’t already tell, the Hotel in a Bag inflatable mattress is convenient and easy to transport. There’s no longer the need to black out at random uncomfortable places, just carry this bag with you and you’re good to go. Your own personal hotel in a bag. Ha Ha get it? Okay, maybe not.
Have you been suffering from sweaty balls and you just don’t know what to do? Well Fresh Balls is the first and only antiperspirant for your boys. We use deodorant on our pits so why not take care of our sweaty balls? It happens to the best of us, but now we can keep them fresh and dry. Fresh Balls is Aluminum Free, Paraben Free and Talc free. The lotion contains Oatmeal as an anti-irritant and Tea Tree Oil so it’s anti-bacterial as well. It’s an easy to apply cream so no clumping or white stains on your pants. Don’t worry this won’t make you any less of a man, just someone who cares. We know you might think this is a joke, so did we at first, but check out their website and you decide.
This bed can arguably be one of the most amazing beds on the market. As if it wasn’t hard enough to get out of bed already, the Hi-Can bed has everything you could imagine to ensure you that you’ll always be at peace and completely relaxed. Although this bed isn’t the cheapest, it has tons of features that can somewhat justify the hefty price. The Hi-Can bed includes a Home Automation system which allows you to control just about everything; the blinds that enclose you, bed position, temperature, state of the art sound system, built-in PC and a full multimedia system. Scratch that, we don’t think any bed is worth spending over $60k but it sure is nice to dream.
Cast from an actual WWII steel body grenade, the American Grenade($10) is sure to pack a punch. Created unscented with aloe and olive oil soap, this bar still leaves a fresh and clean aroma. Measuring in at 4.5″ tall by 2.5″ wide this is sure to last. Even though we like the traditional Army green it’s also available in pastel green, clear green, blue, black, yellow, and pink. We’re sure there’s a color to match your style. Scents can also be custom added at the time of order. Check out some other products by StinkyBomb such as their cassette tape and digital camera soap.
Step up your bathroom and put your toothbrush in something other than a plastic cup. The Vipp family has been joined by two new members: The toothbrush holder and soap dish. The set has soft rubber edges that protect surfaces as well as an integrated rubber insert with grooves to keep the soap dry, while the toothbrush holder has a two room insert. Both pieces feature stainless steel trim, silicon rubber, and color choices of white, stainless steel, or black powder coat. Last but not least, all rubber parts are dishwasher safe. Pretty cool how the Danish have managed to turn something as boring as a soap dish and toothbrush holder into something rather sleek in design.
If you’re a ninja like us or just feel like you need something to spice up the coffee table, these Shuriken Coasters by Doug Best will get you one step closer. Not only that but they will add plenty of life to your dojo. These are available in sets of 9 in black translucent acrylic, aluminum, and red tint acrylic. Warning: we don’t suggest you keep these around your boys who are accident prone.
Do you have stank-breath and what to try something new? Forget the same old mint and get some Trident Layers($13/12 pack) gum in Green Apple + Golden Pineapple. These two flavors sandwiched together are downright delicious. Hit your local convenience store for a single pack or buy online in bulk. Also available in Wild Strawberry + Tangy Citrus.
Rank pits? Call the Pit Boss($15). The Jack Black Pit Boss antiperspirant and deodorant will help guard you from the stank and wetness you have under your arms. The invisible solid glides on smooth and leaves no chalky traces. Go confidently with the Pit Boss on your side.
